Worst Weekend Ever? ‘Bucky Larson’ Earns 0% On Rotten Tomatoes; ‘Creature’ Breaks Records With Poor Box Office Performance

Whenever something likePaul Blart: Mall Copgrosses $31 million in its opening weekend despite the disapproval of critics, a slew of articles and blog posts come out wondering whether movie writers are out of touch with the general public. But this weekend, at least, the average filmgoer and the average critic seemed united in their near-universal disdain for both the porn “comedy"Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Starand the indie horrorCreature.

Bucky Larsonearned an impressive 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and averaged just over eight moviegoers per showing. Meanwhile,Creature, which received just 2 positive reviews out of the 18 counted on Rotten Tomatoes, managed to achieve the worst-ever opening for a film showing on more than 1,500 screens. Read more after the jump.Bucky Larsonopened in 15th place this weekend, one slot behindThe Smurfsin its seventh weekend. Its total gross was $1,450,000 on 1,500 screens, whichFilm Drunkpoints out averages out to about eight people per screening. But perhaps more notable is the fact that it got literally zero positive reviews out of 21 onRotten Tomatoes. That number putsBucky Larsonin the same rarefied class asBig Mamma’s BoyandFred: The Movie. To offer some perspective,Disaster Movie,Norbit, andJonah Hexare among the films that have managed to score above 0% on Rotten Tomatoes in recent years.

By comparison,Creature’s11%looks downright rosy. (Look, double digits!) However, its slight critical edge did not translate to better numbers at thebox office.Creatureopened in 26th place this past weekend and earned just $331,000 — which translates to an average of less than six people per showing.

The difference betweenBucky LarsonandCreatureis that the former was marketed endlessly (and obnoxiously) and featured recognizable stars and a $10 million budget.Creaturewas a low-budget indie with few recognizable stars and practically no marketing. (If I’m being completely honest, I didn’t even know this movie existed until I started reading stories about how badly it did, and it’s myjobto know about the existence of movies.) In that light,Bucky Larsonseems like the more spectacular failure.

If there’s a silver lining to be found, it’s that the awfulness of these films have made for some very entertaining film writing — I strongly recommend clicking through the reviews collected onBucky Larson’s Rotten Tomatoes page. Here’s my favorite quote, from A.O. Scott ofThe New York Times:

Let me put the matter another way: this may be the worst movie Pauly Shore has ever been in. Think about that. If you dare, go on Netflix and test the hypothesis.

Discuss:Have any of you actually seen either of these movies? Why? How many people were in your theater?