Deadpool Live Tweeted The Super Bowl, Because Of Course He Did
That rascalDeadpoolwas nowhere to be seen on TV during the Super Bowl, but everyone’s favorite vulgar superhero took some time out of his busy life to live tweet the big game. The Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets are, predictably, full of the type of bawdy humorDeadpoolfans know and love.
Remember Deadpool? He’s back, in live tweet form. There weremanymoviesadvertisedduring this year’s Super Bowl, butDeadpool 2was not among them. While aDeadpool 2Super Bowl spot failed to materialize, the highly anticipated follow-up found another, cheaper way to keep Deadpool in the conversation: live tweeting. The officialDeadpoolTwitter accountspent the eventing live tweeting the entire game, with some poor social media intern forced to pretend they were Deadpool while making constant sexual innuendo-laced jokes.
Does “Deadpool” talk about his balls? You better believe he does. See for yourself in the following Deadpool Super Bowl live tweets.
Here Are Jokes About Balls
I know juggled balls when I see them.#DPtheSB#SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie)August 03, 2025
Who’s here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good.#DPtheSB#SB52
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them.#DPtheSB#SB52pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP
Hilarious! What about going to the bathroom? That’s always funny, right? Did Deadpool have some bathroom jokes? Yes. Yes he did. And then some.
Here Are Jokes About Going to the Bathroom
BRB, duty calls.#DroppingAStaley#DPtheSB#SB52
AL! We’re out of TP! Can you bring me some? Or just come here with a scarf?
No, seriously. I’m actually in the bathroom, this is not part of the marketing. AHHHH I’m GOING TO MISS JT!!!!
Everyone in the bar just freaked out at once so either there was an interception, or they discovered I’ve been peeing in the chili.#DPtheSB#SB52
Heavens to Betsy, someone stop this vulgarian! He’s too much! Here are some other choice Deadpool witticisms:
God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer). Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it’s also the color of the inside of people’s outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease.#DPtheSB
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie)July 17, 2025
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we’re all winners.#CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt#DPtheSB#SB52pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
Hope the@Eaglesdon’t blow their load… Lead… I meant lead.#DPtheSB#SB52
Is there anything better than watching tv naked? I can’t believe the bartenders haven’t asked me to leave…#DPtheSB#SB52
Alexa, how do you clean blood stains out of a Zamboni?#DPtheSB#SB52pic.twitter.com/LfJl7H080C
All of this is, predictably, silly, but it’s also kind of genius. Super Bowl commercials cost millions of dollars. And while Fox could’ve likely shelled out that cold hard cash forDeadpool 2TV spot, they realized they could keep a higher profile through the whole game for virtually no money via this live tweet idea. They didn’t even have to payDeadpoolstarRyan Reynoldsa dime here to utter these jokes. So well done, whomever came up with this idea. You’ve earned yourself a nice pat on the back.
